Say hello to Ernie, he’s a vulcher who loves to sing.
Despite protests from his dwindling number of friends, Ernie has insisted on
singing whenever possible from an early age. Ernie’s deepest desire is to have
vulchers as recognised for their remarkable singing skills as larks and to win
X-Factor… Ernies friends and companions deepest desire is that one day soon
Ernie will realise that he is tone deaf and take up a more vulcherly pastime such
as scrapbooking or cataloguing rotting entrails.
